Having announced they were going to fight the Rochdale by election, Britain First have now gone strangely quiet on the subject and if you look for news of the campaign on their Telegram feed all you get are broken links.
The reason? The clowns forgot to get their nomination in on time and are now rewriting history, frantically deleting all mention of it from their social media accounts. Not quite quickly enough though and, as always, we are happy to be of service.
Britain First could learn from the Professionals at Cock-Ups, UKIP.
At the beginning of January, UKIP’s co-leader Donald Mackay begged for campaigning help in the Wellingborough by election, promising UKIP already had both a candidate and, oddly, the deposit.
Was Mackay aware that those he contacted had been expelled by his crooked Master and Dear Overlord, the convicted rogue builder and (only as alleged by his Page Three Deputy Leader) Grifting Sex Pest Ben Walker, now a rich man?
The desperation is on display, Wellingborough is a seven to eight hour drive from Mackay’s Glasgow slum. Hands-On Management.
Is there anyone left in UKIP’s expanding Membership except Criminals, Dementia Patients, Nonces and Children?
The climax came on 23rd January when the council published the Candidates List for Wellingborough.
Neither hide nor hair of anyone at all from UKIP, or its side-kick English Democrats.
However, Britain First’s Alex Merola and Nick the flying Brick from The Official Monster Raving Loony Party made it as candidates.
Contacted for comment, UKIP implied its co-Leader Mackay did not know what he was talking about. Fair do’s.