The Tommy Robinson grift gets more outrageous all the time.

Now it’s “with Tommy sentenced to a lengthy prison term, his kids don’t have a dad at all”

They have almost exactly as much of a father as they had all the time he was gargling cerveza on the Costa Del Trotter. The Ayia Napa trip was probably all they have had out of their deadbeat dad in the last year.

They do come in handy for him from time to time, though. Remember how, when he cocked a snook at the authorities by attending a Luton match contrary to a court-ordered exclusion, he played the ’my duty as a father’ card, claiming that it was his daughter’s most fervent wish as her birthday present?

A girl who didn’t want a Barbie or a Hello Kitty backpack or a Party Package at TGI Fridays, but to go to see the Hatters. And not a home match, either, but one conveniently inside the M25.

You couldn’t make this stuff up. (Though ’Tommy’ obviously does).